i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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