I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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