Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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