i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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