small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
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Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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