my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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