no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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