is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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