oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
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I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
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My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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