He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Randomize