I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
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I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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