gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
And then my night got REAL pukey
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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