these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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