he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
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Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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