You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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