If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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