VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
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Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
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