Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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