Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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