the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
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I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Your penis caused this!
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