Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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