found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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