i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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