Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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