Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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