Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Houston, we have a blender
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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