it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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