HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
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Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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