party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
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he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
is that a dick in a sweater?
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