Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I'm really busy with my period
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