Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
is that a dick in a sweater?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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