RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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