i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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