so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
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I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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