dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
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today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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