Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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