the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
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Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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