I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
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he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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