He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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