like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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