that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
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you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
My day in three words: secret purse cake
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
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