I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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