he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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