Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
You need Xanax blowdarts
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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