I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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