Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
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Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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