Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
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I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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