In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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