I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
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