Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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